I just had a few things I wanted to discuss and maybe get some clarification on.


1. Alright so, I keep my phone in my back pocket while I'm at work and this guy comes up to me and accurately describes my phone and it's color. Something to this nature;
Can I honestly believe that he was examining my ass? Because how else would he know what kind of phone I had if his eyes were not in that general vicinity?


2. Now my friend has these 'Random Thoughts' that she sends out to everyone and one that particularly just made me laugh my ass off, went a lil something like this:

When I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6,9, or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the girl at the counter. "You don't?" I said. "We only have 6, 9, or 12,"was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered 6 McNuggets! LOL!

This is the youth of Philly. God Bless America.


3. While consuming dangerous amounts of Fried Chicken and Weed, my roommate Tanisha and my ex Mac got into a really un-heated debate about the fate of the world. But for some reason after coming down from that smog that I was in, Mac's argument is starting to make more and more sense (sorry Doodle). It went a lil something like this;

[DOODLE] "The world is going to hell. We just keep going to other countries and fucking people up. There is no excuse for killing a mother and her kid."
[ME!!] "Well you have to make an example out of someone. If America goes and fucks Iraq up, they're sending a message to any other country who wants to fuck with us!"
[MAC] "Right! Pick a country. I'm America, who are you?"
[DOODLE] "England!"
[MAC] "Alright so I whip out a 44 Magnum and you whip out a shotgun. And then I whip out a machine gun and your like 'I aint seen that shit before'"

I don't know how all that makes sense but in some parallel world, I'm pretty sure it's the answer to America's problems. Thanks for the insight.


4. So at work we have this new system and now every time you use a credit card the screen asks you to hand it to the cashier. Well I did a study. Here were the results: Every person that used a credit card just looked at the screen as if they were confused about what the words were saying. One lady actually said, "The screen says I'm supposed to hand you my card?" and I was like "Right!" - Sheesh, do people just turn their reading skills off on the weekend? Like really.

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enough is enough! Happy Sunday.