1. I've taken up smoking (black n milds mostly) but for some reason after I smoke, it's like my taste buds are on vacation and nothing tastes as good as it should. Like I got a Yoohoo last night and after smoking a black, it just wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Super disappointed.

2. I never understood why the people at my job, who only work for one day a week, would call out from work! I mean, you have a collective 6 hours so why can't you show up?! And then, I'm forced to actually do some work and in the process, almost quitting my job.

3. Is it okay for me to tell a customer that I almost choked him? I still have my job, so I'm pretty sure that it's slightly alright.

4. My roommate is the worse paper-writer I've ever encountered! I guess I can't blame it on her, her school never taught her how to properly write a paper. I think that should be a major concern when sending our youth to public schools. How is it that your 20 years old and you can't get through English 50?! But I love her nonetheless.

5. Finals suck balls!

6. My brother and I conference called my mother on Mother's Day. We both forgot to send her something, so we figured we'd come up with a lie together and that way she'll have to believe it. I don't think things worked out like that. She was a little pissed off, oh well. I thanked her for sliding me out of her uterus and she got over it. Simple as that!

7. What if; you get in a car accident and total your car; then as you're riding to school on your bike, you get a flat and its pouring raining; you're forced to buy clothes from the bookstore because your soaked; and then your roommate finds you a ride home so that you're not yet again walking - could you conclude that your life sucks? Or that maybe God just hates you? One or the other, but my rommie has some serious bad luck.

8. Oh and I went through a whole bunch of people that I don't talk to on Facebook and quietly deleted them, you think they'll notice?

9. I silently love the movie Friday Night Lights. Mostly because of Ivory Christian (google him).

10. I threw a shindig for my roomie's bday - excellent! I drank like a sailor and cursed like one too.

11. Is it a bad thing that I call my mother at 3am while I'm drunk and talk about my sex life?

12. Who's going to see the Sex and the City movie??? Me! Me! Me!

13. Oh shit. I found out that this guy that I'm like TOTALLY in love with is allegedly sleeping with another friend's ex, its crazy but I think I'm jealous. I've never had this feeling before so I don't quite know what to call it. Dammit, this being a woman thing really sucks balls. But I think I mask the pain pretty well. Out of sight, out of mind.

14. I miss my brother.

15. I love to cook. Like really love to cook. And my ish is good. I need to be someone's wife so that they can reap the benefits of my 'in the kitchen' experience. Cooking relieves my stress and it makes me feel really good once I'm done eating. Stop by one day, maybe I'll cook something for you.

16. School is almost over and I'm almost free from the slave chains. Guess it's time to prepare for the lamest summer ever! Philly. No man. Working. No fun. No sex. What a drag.

17. I'm thinking about writing a novel loosely based on my life and actual events, how bout that??

18. Oh and I need a new tattoo artist so that I can get right for the summer. If you know a good one in the Philly-area, shout me a holler dogg!

19. I think my 'Random Thoughts' have gone too far. Peace and much love to ya!

20. Wait! How come I can't play Guitar Hero? Like, I have no hand/eye coordination at all.