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Random Thought (VI)
1. If Michelle is over at the Indiana Jones/106 & Park premiere, than who is turning Beyonce's ever-so needed wig-blowing fan on? We all know she can't live without that damn fan but then again she has Jay Z... I'm sure he has plenty of experience in brushing her wigs and turning her fan to the right setting. He probably does it better then Kelly and Michelle.On another note: Have you seen this Kodak EasyPic, Final Cut Pro mess of a video that has this wig brusher's name all over it?? My roommate can make a better video than that with my Nikon Coolpix, an IMB Thinkpad, and Adobe Photoshop! Pluzzeee. Guess she figured it was time to cash in on that ringtone money while she still had it in her.... Depressing.
2. Who's child got loose in the makeup room and wanted to give Aunti 'Shanti a "make over"? Someone needs to remove every single Crayola crayon that Ashanti keeps in her purse and burn them! How dare she leave the house like this, all irrelevant and whatnot.
3. What is this, Diddly's Delinquent School for Girls ?? And I'll be damned if that aint Tiffany Evans all photo-oping (made that up) with these bum-ass chicks from Danity Kane... All but D. Woods, ya'll know that's my gurl. Who the hell left the gate open and the chain unlocked because clearly someone let Aubrey come out and play. Teyana is my chick, hands down, but I'm going to need her to let go of the white girl!
4. Dont' be shocked and amazed by that photo, it's just your loyal 'round tha way chick - Tasia! Yep; she'll babysit yo kids, fight yo lil sister, run to the cor'no (corner) sto', drink a forty, briad yo hair, and fry you some chicken... without thinking twice. Jesus be some paint thinner!Oh and prey-tell me why she has been talking to Ashanti's stylist?? That shit should be illegal.
5. I want to know who thinks that she (see above) is sexy? No, wait. Wait.go HERE
Now... Do you think this chick is sexy? NO! I don't. Something about the proportions of her head to the rest of her body just don't mesh well with me. She looks like a human bobble-head and I'm like a "Head Expert" cuz I know some people who have surpassed bobble-head status (Cousin Chris). Chick just needs to deflate that thing and call it quits.
Now... Do you think this chick is sexy? NO! I don't. Something about the proportions of her head to the rest of her body just don't mesh well with me. She looks like a human bobble-head and I'm like a "Head Expert" cuz I know some people who have surpassed bobble-head status (Cousin Chris). Chick just needs to deflate that thing and call it quits.
6. Damn, is Amerie still relevant in the music world? Looks like girl done fell the hell off. Is she eating good?? She looks tired as hell, like she about to fall over. QUICK, somebody take her a two-piece and a biscuit, STAT! Oh and pick her up some "talent" while your out too.
7. Now anybody who knows me knows that I can't stand Meagan Good, like at all. She plays the same 'round the way chick in every movie. Hell, I don't know if she is a good actress cuz she always chooses the same damn roles (kinda like G. Union... shhh don't tell her that, she bitches all the time). Anyway back on point.Even though I don't like this chick, her style choice are usually pretty aiight but this fuckery (see above) has just topped my shit list. I think it's the pumps that do it for me... if she would've just committed to hoochie look and threw some dookie braids and some Reeboks with the strap in the mix, I think I would have been cool with it. Oh, lest me not get started on that 1996 ankle bracelet and her 24in yaki.
9. Has anyone else been watching Real World Hollywood lately? Well as usual, I stumbled upon an episode yesterday and it happened to be a "new" one... so I indulged myself. Let me just say this; this show has helped me to further my hate of the human race, period. I am an Equal Opportunity Racist, no one race is left unhated (made that word up too).
If you haven't been watching this show, you should start it is a good way to get out pent-up frustrations by yelling at the screen. This dude Greg has lost his nutt-bucket ass mind. Bri (or whatever her dry-braids-having-ass name is) she has to be my favorite just because she is some "gutta ass chick" from Bucks County Pennsylvania (so not gangster). The kid with the dreds is the only dude worth smashing in the house. Both white chicks whine to NO END and make me want to rip my eyes out. One white dude is crazy as hell.. and not just normal white people crazy, he's like; I'll-kill-my-whole-family crazy. The other white dude runs around naked and smashes one of the white chicks on a regular!
Please tune in.
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If you haven't been watching this show, you should start it is a good way to get out pent-up frustrations by yelling at the screen. This dude Greg has lost his nutt-bucket ass mind. Bri (or whatever her dry-braids-having-ass name is) she has to be my favorite just because she is some "gutta ass chick" from Bucks County Pennsylvania (so not gangster). The kid with the dreds is the only dude worth smashing in the house. Both white chicks whine to NO END and make me want to rip my eyes out. One white dude is crazy as hell.. and not just normal white people crazy, he's like; I'll-kill-my-whole-family crazy. The other white dude runs around naked and smashes one of the white chicks on a regular!
Please tune in.
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I love scary movies and I think this one is going to be hella-funny! Liv Tyler askes them, "why are you doing this to us" and the crazed masked people say, "because you were home." DOPE-est line from a movie thus far. And even if this movies sucks more than 3000 B.C., that line will still be great.
11. Is it just me or are those new Zune ads really making iPod owners want Zunes?? I just saw one come across my TV screen and I was captivated... that new deal that zune has, $14.99 a month for unlimited downloads - that may just be the shit right there! But don't fret iPod owners and lovers because you know the greedy owner of the universe, Steve Jobs will not and cannot let Microsoft surpass him. iTunes users, be prepared. World, be prepared (saying that in Dr. Evil voice and laughing hysterically).
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13. My tattoo itches like a sum-beach. Over and out.
11. Is it just me or are those new Zune ads really making iPod owners want Zunes?? I just saw one come across my TV screen and I was captivated... that new deal that zune has, $14.99 a month for unlimited downloads - that may just be the shit right there! But don't fret iPod owners and lovers because you know the greedy owner of the universe, Steve Jobs will not and cannot let Microsoft surpass him. iTunes users, be prepared. World, be prepared (saying that in Dr. Evil voice and laughing hysterically).
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Because I'm a faithful Run's House watcher, I felt it was my duty to bring to you Team Blackout's newest video. For those of you who don't know... Jo Jo Simmons is a member of Team Blackout along with some of the other special-ed kids. I'm not going to say anything mean about this video because to be honest, I couldn't get through the first :02 seconds of it BUT (the big but and it ain't mine) I will say this: Justine needs to get a handle on this ish real quick, I will not stand by and let this garbage ruin our generation. I blame Soulja Boy, I think he should be held accountable and there should be some sort of public punishment that he should endure.
13. My tattoo itches like a sum-beach. Over and out.
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