The Boss...



You damn right I watched the live Audition Show on Saturday but I did miss this performance.

Oh and please believe that there is a crew from Philly and from DC, but I'm almost positive that the crew from DC is more like from Northern VA or even some outskirts of Maryland.... but it's all cool, we all call it home (or the DMV). I'm already addicted and the season hasn't even started.

Another thing, who invited Lil Mama back to be a judge?? And who invited AC Slater back to host?? I'm going to have to write some letters to Randy Jackson and MTV because this shit has to stop! At least there needs to be a filter on Lil Mama and her bright ass outfits... I already told you bright colors hurt my retinas and she is killing my eyesight.

MTV Movie Awards (drum roll please)

Will and his son Jaden are the cutest thing and I love how they came laid back and chill.... I mean, it is only MT-fucking-V

Glad to see Clifford out among people his own age (ya'll know he be out talking to the kids) but sadly he is without Tiny, guess she is at home with Major (yes, you read correctly. my people. my people) their newborn son.

These two make my stomach curl. Well, maybe it's just her because I love me some Chris Brown but Rihanna just ruins the fantasy for me. Iuno... maybe it's that dress she is rocking with that disgusting keyhole directly in the center, yuck.....

Don't get me started on the mess that is Meagan Good and her sister (some chick from that group Isyss... I don't know either, google it). Now, remember before I said I usually like Meagan Good's fashion sense - I just don't like HER. And with that said, I like her dress and shoe combination BUT her sister looks like a ___?___
(starts with M and rhymes with "can")

Sean Combs was there with all his skinny pants/long shoe glory. Ugh - this man makes my skin crawl... How do women lay down with this man and produce "fuck trophies" (thanks Cam). Gross.

I'll say nothing bad about J-Hud, promise.

I'm guessing that these were the only famous people there... and a shitload of "seat fillers"

Re: MTV'S TOP MC'S OF 2008


First, I want to thank Milah.B for bringing this video to my attention. I don't pay too much attention to MTV so when I saw this, it sparked my interest - ya know, me being a Hip Hop head and all.

**DISCLAIMER** These are all my opinions and you don't have to like them. And if you have strong Hip Hop views, it may be best if you didn't read this post. Also, the words are all my own, I actually didn't complete the video until I finished the post.

Now. Let's get down to bidness.

No. 10
T.I. vs Soulja Boy
I can understand why these two pose a problem in the Hip Hop community. On the one hand, T.I. is a monster behind the mic. On another note, Soulja Boy has def outsold him lately with Crank That. Even though many would throw Soulja Boy by the wayside and immediately give TI the number 10 spot (like I would), the best question raised was, "What has T.I. contributed to Hip Hop lately?" However, just a few bars from T.I. is better than an entire album by Soulja Boy - hands down! Although T.I. spent the better portion of the year in an Atlanta prison, he still carries more respect in the Hip Hop community than Soulja Boy and it's what this list is all about... RESPECT? And that goes to T.I.

No. 9
Andre 3000
As much as I would have liked to see him higher on the list, I will agree that he is DOPE in every sense of the word but his lack of album volume makes it hard to compare his work to the work of others. I think with a solid individual album from Andre 3000 (not Speakerboxx/Love Below) he has what it takes to make it further on the list this time next year, but right now I don't think it was a good time for him. However, I'm glad that he got a nod.

No. 8
Young Jezzy
Personally, I've never been a fan but because this list isn't about me.... Jezzy has earned his spot on this list. He has been a force to be reckoned with since his time with Akon. Behind the mic, he sets a tone for his music that everyone listening can feel and understand. When he speaks, you listen. You understand. You can damn-near place yourself in the moment. When a track plays and his voice is heard, you pay attention. Ironically quoting the Boost Mobile commercial, nobody gave him respect his first time around... so he took it.

No. 7
Lupe Fiasco
Without a doubt, I believe that Lupe should be higher on the list! Period. With the release of The Cool, Lupe should have dominated the top 5. Although on the business side of Hip Hop (sales and marketing) The Cool was a career flop but on the substances side of things (lyrical delivery and concept), the album was a classic. There are so many people that still underestimate Lupe as an artist but time and time again, he has proven them wrong. Lupe doesn't need a million and one "well known" artists to co-sign on his albums; hell The Cool didn't feature any and Food & Liquor had one Jay verse. Lupe has done it on his own and for that..... he shouldn't be number 7.

No. 6
Snoop Dogg
What, over Lupe!?! In my opinion, "Sexual Eruption" was the biggest lack of Hip Hop next to T Pain! I will agree that Snoop is one of the great MCs of his time but, right now.... I think not. Had he have released some 2008 new-wave Death Row-type shit (that was niggerish, I know) than yes, I would give him number seven. But singing and a vocador gets you number seven over Lupe Fiasco?!? I quit.

No. 5
50 Cent
Fiddy has been making a slow crawl back into his spot but, at least he is trying. Get Rich or Die Trying was most def a Hip Hop classic, however somewhere along the way Mr. Cent lost his momentum. Although Curtis could not hold a candle to Kanye's Graduation (and we all knew that) he effort for that album was seemingly lost. I admit that he is one of the best but I think he needs to revisit his GRODT days and try to channel whatever it was that made that album great. Maybe he needs to visit Emenim and Dr. Dre.

No. 4
Rick Ross
Rick Ross has def made a name for himself lately. I have nothing really to touch on him because I haven't really been following his volume of music. Port of Miami is really all I have to go off of and I will say that, Rick Ross brought back an old feeling that Hip Hop used to have back with guys like Scarface and 8 Ball & MJG.

No. 3
Lil Wayne
From number one to number three in 13 months, says something about the evolution of Hip Hop. However, Lil Wayne has kept his place at the top and he is def a reigning legend seeing as how he's been rapping since he was 14! Wayne refuses to stop and that will prove to be his greatest asset in the game. He also has evolved well with the times and no matter how many tracks he leaks or how many mix-tapes he releases, it will always be what the people what. Unlike his counterparts on this list (ie. Kanye, Lupe, Andre...) Wayne is the People's Champ. He puts out what they want, when they want it, and how they want it. That quality will allow him to go far because people will always want to hear what he has to say.

No. 2
Jay Z
Shawn Carter redeemed himself (with American Gangster) from that upsetting album Kingdom Come but I think the fans were anticipating something greater than what it was. Yes, American Gangster was a great album in its own right but was it really what the people wanted from Jay? Or was it what Jay wanted? Yes, we were anxiously waiting for another Jay album after he knowingly said that he had "retired" - but what his comeback rushed? Was it not well thought out? When speaking of Kingdom Come and American Gangster, my mind always goes back to when Jordan left at the top of his game and then he returned only for his fans to wonder why? Has Shawn Carter gone too far? I'm thinking that he was given number two just because he is beyond respected in the Hip Hop community but am I the only one questioning his latest work?

No. 1
Kanye West
Maybe he got this so he would cry about MTV anymore (just kidding). Actually, when speaking about 2007/2008, Kanye deserved every bit of NUMBER ONE. Graduation was a complete and utter CLASSIC by every definition of the word. His performances (and his tour) are over-the-top and out of this world. When West walks onto a stage, he makes sure to leave everything the came with right there for all to see. He doesn't hide his emotions. He doesn't rap about being something he's not. If anything Kanye is his biggest critic and his biggest competition. Kanye doesn't make a record for the masses, he makes records for himself. He knows his potential behind the mic, he knows what he can accomplish and with every album he is studying himself; to make himself better. Wayne may be the People's Champ, but Kanye is the Heavyweight Champion of the World. His music stems further than Hip Hop, further than rap, further than pop. Mr. West is upfront and there is no one on the horizon, so I'm sure that he will reign at the top for a while or until Hip Hop takes that drastic plunge into the abyss of the unknown. Kanye is well deserving of number one; temper tantrums and all.

This Ig'nant Ish Here...



Now I normally wouldn't bother with watching any MTV reality shows, especially not the wack Real World Hollywood (bummer) but I just happened to have it on while I was doing my hair. Because I didn't have a free hand, I was forced to watch and listen to this fuckery. BUT there was a situation that made me jerk my head near the television and immediately begin yelling obscenities. (see above)

First things first. Yes the chick with the braids (don't know her name) was wrong for thinking that two of the other guests had to leave just to accommodate her guests HOWEVER, the blonde chick DID NOT, and I repeat, DID NOT need to run her ass outside and begin the most ig'nant rant I've ever heard. (go to 4:11 of the clip)

And secondly, who the fu*k (excuse me, it's what I wanna say - thanks Bernie Mac) told her that it was okay for her to say "Let's not get ghetto"?? Who gave her that pass?? MTV knows how to pick'em don't they?? Because in THE REAL WORLD, you know the one that I live in... Philadelphia - this chick would have been all up and down that street with my foot up her ass. Let's not get ghetto?? Really? I'm outraged! And then even after the argument subsides, the blonde chick goes into the house and proceeds to tell her guests that, "we have really ghetto people...." - where is Al Sharpton when you need him?

Ig'nant Quote of The Day::
"I don't care if your from the most inner-city.....(pauses).....black-ville"

I want to meet this girl. Now I'm not going to do serious harm to her, but I just want her to hang out in the ghetto for a while with a t-shirt on that says (the above quote) and see how long she lasts. No! Better yet, I just want her to jump off of something high and plant her head near the ground.[1]


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endnote::
1. not serious

Dance the Night Away!





You don't understand how much I love this Album, Thriller. When this LP was a classic, I wasn't even born yet... wasn't even thought of. Hell, my brother was still wet behind the ears.





Sheesh. This show is my new addiction. I was uber happy to see Fysh N Chicks go, I just hated their name. I honestly think that Kaba Modern and JabbaWockeez have a chance at winning the whole thing. Both crews are so versatile and even if they don't win... they'll be in somebody's video before the summer and it'll be all the craze.

:-) loves'em

The $400 Million Dollar Woman


Like, someone explain to me who does it better than Raven-Symone?? Sheesh. That Disney money has done her RIGHT!

Oh, yeah. She had her premiere for College Roadtrip this past weekend.


Haven't checked out the movie... but maybe I'll pick it up when I head over to the hair salon on Friday.

:-)

Kid Sister with MTV



Oh yeah, I had this joint for a min and forgot to post it.

Enjoy.

:-)

America's Best Dance Crew <3


JabbaWockeez


Live in Color



Kaba Modern



Fysh n Chicks



Status Quo

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Yea so. You already know that I'm a complete America's Best Dance Crew nut, so yeah I watched last night.

Live in Color went home and I'm still sticking to my thought that, THEY WERE ROBBED. How in the hell do those judges think that Fysh n Chicks was better than them! I mean their name alone should have sent them home! FYSH N CHICKS - thats gross! Be gone... They should have left a long damn time ago! Sheesh, guess they can't get rid of the all girl crew or else someone will write a letter to Viacom about some sexist shit.

Nonetheless, I will keep watching just because my life has no meaning and tuning in every Thursday gives me some sort of purpose, ya diggg????

I (heart) Dancers


Kaba Modern


JabbaWockeeZ

Somebody explain to me how much time they get to put this choreography together, cuz I swear THEY ARE FIRE! I think both crews have a really good shot at winning the entire show and if they don't, I'll be sad to see one of them go.

I am a HUGE Kaba Modern fan but for some reason the past two weeks have made me really like JabbaWockeeZ... did you see the Ice Box performance? CrAzY?!?

These kids are dope and I'm tuned in every Thursday on MTV @ 10pm

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endnote::
why is Lil Mama a judge?? What has she done for me lately??

In Case You Missed It

Ohhhh. Making the Band 4 almost slipped my mind (probably because last nights episode was weak). But I'll give you the full recap anyway::

Sooooooooo Aubrey and Donnie have now professed their lust for one another and Donnie takes it upon himself to ask that heffer out on a date! BIG MISTAKE. First of all, that heffer paints on too much damn make up, throws a dress and some 4in hooker heels on and proceeds to walk her ass to where ever they went. [hint] Ladies if you know that your gonna have to walk to and from this date, be comfortable & class...... NOT Aubrey!

I bring you exhibit A::

Anywhoo. It date reminds me of an open sore; its just there and it hurts like a sum-bi*ch! So once they realize that their both pretty much corny and BORING, the date is over and there is an even more confusing and awkward kiss! Ewwww **throws up in mouth**

Aubrey returns to her respected home and Donnie returns to his pad (yes, I used that word). Welp, the guys then decide that they want to go out and hang with some chicks that they had met when they first got to New York... Ya know, have some drinks, pretty much just a good time. Well all is good in the hood while Donnie in sandwiched in between two of the ugliest chicks I've ever seen and the rest of the guys are just chillin.

Here is where the drama begins!

Q is bored so he calls Dawn and asks her to come to the restaurant to kick it with him. She agrees and none to the surprise of the viewers, in walks Aubrey as well. So Aubrey huffs and puffs and tries to blow Donnie's house down because he is talking to some girl. Well the moral of the story is.... HE IS NOT YOUR MAN. HE IS FREE TO TALK TO WHOM EVER HE WANTS.

So as that story progressed, the team ends up in Miami to find out that they'll all be living together (probably staged by Diddly so that more drama and fuckery can continue). Sheesh!

By the way! I'm tired of always posting about what Aubrey said or did or wore - I really want her to sit the eff down. Where is Shannon?? What does Aundrea do?? I don't understand why Aubrey (aka Aubrella, as she calls herself) must always be in some shit. UGH! Hoe sit down.

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Well let the force be with you. And check out Making the Band 4 on Mondays @ 10 on MTV (duh!)......... and if you miss it, you know they gonna run a messload of re-runs!

Stay black. <-that was my 'Black History Month' nod

I usually (heart) Kaba Modern

.....BUT



Did anybody else witness this greatness!?!
(yes, I know I watch too much reality TV... mainly MTV. SO WHAT.)

Well I did and oh my! This show has just become my new best friend.

THURSDAYs @ 10
on
MTV

but I still (heart) Kaba Modern:

I (heart) Kaba Modern



Yet again I tuned into MTV (I seem to be doing a lot of that lately with the lack of new Law & Order's) to witness another FAN-effin-TASTIC performance by Kaba Modern! MTV has the best reality TV shows ever!

So they had a super mix of Daft Punk's 'Technologic' which is like my all-time favorite Daft Punk song! Yay me! Anywoo.... These kids can dance their asses off, no lie. Check'em out.

and on another note::
Why did I see Wild'n Out on BET?????????????? Viacom has lost their damned minds.

In Case You Missed It

Yes. I have the Making the Band 4 re-cap (sorry it's late)! I took a Tylenol PM and hit the mattress H-A-R-D.

Nonetheless, I didn't miss MTB4, maybe I should have, but then I would've missed out on Dr. Diddly's diagnosis of BITCHASSNESS. Apparently it is very contagious and it is going around[1] and he just needed to prescribe some form of medication for it. WHAT-the fu*k-EVER is what I say to that.

Even tho, Robert was acting like his panties were too tight, they still didn't have to gang up on him in front of Diddly. AND what really tickled my fancy was Q - he said his beef and then hit the cut, straight leaning [2] and didn't say a word after that. He was just like; this is how it is, I said it, now what?!

And ya'll know.. Yet again I wanted to reach thru my 20in LCD and shake the sh*t out of Aubrey! FIRST OF ALL, she instigated the whole damn argument between Robert and D Woods and then she wanna complain about it being a 'drama house' - Bit*h you the reason they arguing in the first damn place.

So to you Aubrey, don't jump off of something high - better yet blindfold yourself, count to 200 while spinning around, and then walk into on-coming traffic [3]!
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This morning MTV.com had the full episode, I guess Dr. Diddly pulled that too. But you know MTV will show a million and one re-runs until the next episode airs.

Mondays at 10pm EST

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endnote::
[1] I think he developed it as well, just before he decided to write a letter and pull A Hot Mess Blog [2] I apologize for the niggradum language, but it's what I wanna say [3] NOT SERIOUS, at all

Making The Band 4 : Premiere

I take it that half of the 12-25 generation watched the premiere of Making The Band 4 last night?!? Well, even if you didn't I have the FULL recap (not to mention you can go watch the entire episode over at MTV.com)

ALRIGHT! Of course the show starts off picking up where the last season ended, with the guys. They reunite, the band and Donnie, they move their ish into the New York apartment and then head to their meetings with Diddly. Blah. Blah. Blah. The same ish happens when the girls arrive and then there is 5 whole minutes devoted to watching the guys and girls walk to Bad Boy for their meeting - WHO CARES?!? Bring on the drama.

So Diddly lets them go out and play for the weekend, but not before putting Aubry in her place, watch here:



To me that was the best part of the show! I just wanted someone to tell her to "shut the fu*k up!" the entire night. Aubry has made so many bad decisions since the airing of Danity Kane's season - I no longer understand her existence in that group. Eh! Whatever.. Moving on.

The guys get g'd up and decide to take the ladies of Danity Kane out. They hit some clubs, do some shots (not Big Mike.. because he doesn't drink, thank goodness for him). While everyone is lean'n and rockin' off that Patron or Ciroc (proally), true colors are flying and so are the one night stands!

Dawn + Q (can't spell his name for nothing) = :-)
Aubry + Donnie = DISASTER
D. Woods + Whatshisname? = :-/ eh?

Aundrea & Shannon were the good girls, well we all know Shannon is married and she aint having that... Her and Aundrea had their drinks and mellowed out, bump all that 'drunken mistakes' mess! I'm with that.

I'm curious to see if any of these one-night-hook ups is going to last, I'm mostly looking for Dawn and Q, there were kinda cute even though he is 19 and she is 24 (so what!). Donnie and Aubry just need to stop playing! And D. Woods aint bout to hook up wit no one, I just think she was having a good time... I erase her from my list.

I'll def keep watching and I know you will too!
Monday's @ 10pm on MTV

They Gotta Name!?!


So it was brought to my attention that some foolish man let the name of the new Making the Band 4 boys slip, but what is really foolish is their name!
826 Boys
That name brings back some old No Limit memories that I would like to keep locked away in the back of my mind, and never bring is up again.

On another note, the name is suppose to signify the day that they became "the band" - but I have a feeling that I will continue to call the 'Da Band Da Sequel' (it never fails). And I need someone to tell me their names, I have no idea who made this damn band. But I will be watching in anticipation for some shenanigans on episode one tonight! I think it airs at 10pm, but I'll be at work so I'll have to catch the re-run at midnight!

See you there.

How I Spent My Sunday Night

I thought that Chris Brown knew how to get down (check the rhyme) but I was sadly mistaken when I accidentally turned on MTV and this is what I was a witness too::



I've never seen any kind of dance like that before and this is without a choreographer. Now, I myself, used to be a dancer and I wouldn't even dare sit and construct a routine like that! I have MAD respect for these kids and I will continue to watch in hopes that Kaba Modern makes it all the way to the top!

BIG ups.

Make sure to check out MTV's Americas Best Dance Crew, premieres Thursday, Feburary 7th, 2008